It's funny, I never realized how hard it is to write good "help wanted" ad copy. Everything I write - "we need energetic, flexible, hard-working people who think outside the box" - sounds like such a cliche but it's so true.... It's damn difficult to find people who I can just turn loose on the world and say "go forth, and promote the cause to which we are all so devoted".

Whatever your skills, wherever on the planet you are located, I can use your help. It's contract employment - that means you don't get health insurance and I don't file a W-2. You're being paid to a specific job on contract. I might ask you to go get coffee for the office. I might ask you to get online and do some research for me. I might rent you a car and ask you to drive it to New York to deliver some artwork.

If web work and graphics are your thing, contact me. Are you a sewing whiz? Contact me. If you have experience with screenprinting, offset presses, printmaking, etc. then contact me. If you are willing to drive a truck to Iowa, contact me. Maybe you have an expertise I haven't even thought about, or connections I've not considered. Contact me.

clowncake@hotmail.com